Bad CSS-Dad Jokes (V)

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Bad CSS‑Dad Jokes (V)

Jokes

• Box‑shadow joke

  box-shadow: 10px 10px #FFC0PB;

  on all components?

• color, clear‑ity, caret, and clip‑path.

• and (HTML tags)

• Why did the CSS developer storm out of the restaurant?
  Credit to Eric A. Meyer.

• rem over px. (unit joke)

• cap.

• fr fr. It’s rad.
  3rex.

• For how long do CSS developers dream?

  1rem

• Optimistic: The glass is 1/2 full.
  (aspect‑ratio joke)

• Will accept blur() too. (function joke)

• Terrible, I know. I’ll show myself :q! (Vim command)

• People complained so much that CSS had no sense of direction, that it packed its stuff and inline-start.

• You know Elf on the Shelf… “ (pun)

• Negative animation-delay and I go way back.

• I wish the W3C removed bold from the CSS standard.

• Ok. You are safe. The bad CSS/Web development joke torture ends here… for now!
  I may return with more, but possibly not for another while.