Tech Horror Codex: Data Gravity

Source: Dev.to

The Horror of Mass

Every technologist knows the feeling.
You start with a few logs, a few metrics, a few snapshots, a few backups.
And then, quietly, the mass begins to accumulate—not just in storage, but in architecture, decision‑making, and infrastructure.

Until one day you realize:

You’re not moving the data.
The data is moving you.

Data Gravity is the phenomenon where large datasets exert a kind of infrastructural pull—making it harder to move, refactor, or escape. In the Tech Horror Codex it’s more than a phenomenon; it’s a curse.

• The archive becomes the anchor.
• The backup becomes the tomb.
• The dashboard becomes the shrine.

You don’t migrate. You worship.

The Illusion of Portability

Cloud vendors promise portability.
Architects promise modularity.
DevOps promises agility.

But the truth is:

• Every byte is a brick.
• Every log is a ledger.
• Every snapshot is a spell.

You’re not building a system; you’re building a temple—and the data is the deity.

Codex Entry: Data Gravity

Mass is destiny.
The archive becomes the anchor.
Migration is myth.
Portability is performance art.

Every technologist becomes a priest of the shrine they cannot leave. This is the horror of modern infrastructure:

You don’t choose your architecture.
Your data does.

Motif Echo: Artifact – “Mass Is Destiny”

Explore the motif in vessel form

Data Gravity | Tech Horror Codex Mug | 20 oz

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Related Themes

• Vendor Lock‑In
• Technical Debt
• The Observability Trap
• The Cloud Exit Problem