Show HN: I built a site where you hire yourself instead of applying for jobs
Source: Hacker News
Position: The Role You Were Born to Play
Company: You, Inc.
Location: Wherever You Do Your Best Work
Type: Full-time commitment
Compensation: You decide
Reports to: Yourself
Status: ONE POSITION AVAILABLE. APPLY NOW
About the Role
You’ve been waiting for someone to give you this job. They’re not coming.
Write the contract. Sign it. The milestones are real. The consequences are real. What happens next is up to you.
How to Apply
Enter your job title below:
Chief Novel Completion Officer
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Application Process
- Apply for the role you’ve been putting off.
- Answer 6 questions. Get a formal contract.
- Sign it. Tell someone. Don’t quit on yourself.
Free. No account required. No watermark. No catch.
If You Quit…
Notice of Termination
After [REDACTED] days in the role of [REDACTED], the Employee has been formally terminated for [REDACTED]…
We also built the termination letter—for if you quit on yourself. It’s not fun. That’s the point.