I Built a Maze Runner Simulation Where Teenage Sam Altman Survives the Glade December 25, 2025
Source: Dev.to

What happens when you drop a teenage version of Sam Altman into James Dashner’s The Maze Runner universe?
You get a surprisingly addictive, personality‑driven simulation that combines:
- Big Five (OCEAN) personality modeling
- Probabilistic decision making
- Token‑efficient LLM narrative generation
- Health + relationship tracking
- Beautiful console output + matplotlib health graphs
And yes — it is as weird and fun as it sounds.
The Concept in One Sentence
A 16‑year‑old Sam Altman wakes up in the Box.
His survival odds depend (mostly) on how curious, agreeable, and emotionally stable you decide he is.
Why This Even Exists
I wanted to:
- Play with OCEAN personality traits as actual gameplay mechanics
- Use very light LLM calls for flavor text without burning money
- Create something that feels like interactive fan‑fiction but runs in ~200 lines
- Have an excuse to think about teenage Sam Altman solving mazes (don’t ask)
Core Architecture (surprisingly clean for such a silly idea)
Everything is in one gloriously self‑contained file (MVP life):
from dataclasses import dataclass
from typing import Dict
import random
@dataclass
class Character:
name: str
age: int
ocean: Dict[str, float]
health: float = 100.0
relationships: Dict[str, float] = None
def make_decision(self, event_type: str) -> str:
if event_type == "danger":
return "explore" if random.random() < self.ocean["O"] else "hide"
# ... etc
def generate_narrative(...):
try:
response = openai.ChatCompletion.create(
model="gpt-3.5-turbo",
max_tokens=85,
temperature=0.7,
# …
)
except Exception:
return "Fallback: Sam did a thing. It was probably fine."
The simulation loop is brutally simple:
while sim.run_day():
pass
At the end it prints a nice table and a health plot.
Personality Really Matters (more than you’d expect)
| Profile variant | Openness | Agreeableness | Result after 6 days | Final Health | Avg Relationship |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curious Founder | 0.92 | 0.75 | Explores everything → gets hurt a lot | ~72 | 0.58 |
| Diplomatic Sam | 0.68 | 0.94 | Befriends almost everyone | ~96 | 0.82 |
| Cautious Engineer | 0.45 | 0.62 | Hides a lot, survives comfortably | 100 | 0.41 |
The high‑Openness version is dramatically more entertaining (and painful) to watch.
LLM Usage — Extremely Paranoid Edition
I wanted narrative flavor without spending $12 on one funny run.
Solution
- Max 85 tokens per generation
- Temperature 0.7 (chaotic but not insane)
- Perfect fallback text that still makes sense
- Only one call per day
Total cost for 50 full runs ≈ $0.04–$0.07 (December 2025 pricing).
Console Output Porn (because we all love pretty terminals)
Day 4 | Sam is offered a chance to run the Maze with the Runners.
→ Decision: explore
→ Outcome: positive
Sam sprinted into the twisting corridors, eyes wide with that terrifying mix of terror and fascination only a true puzzle addict could feel.
Health: 100 | Relationships: Newt:0.68 Thomas:0.62 Chuck:0.58
Followed by a clean summary table and a matplotlib line chart of health going up and down like teenage mood swings.
How to Run It Right Now
git clone https://github.com/ilyarah/Maze_Runner_Sam_Altman_Sim_MVP.git
cd Maze_Runner_Sam_Altman_Sim_MVP
pip install openai matplotlib
export OPENAI_API_KEY="sk-..."
python simulation/main.py
Takes ~20–40 seconds per run (mostly waiting for OpenAI).
Future Evil Plans (if I don’t get bored)
- Branching events based on current health/relationships
- Multiple endings (escape / become Keeper / get eaten by Griever)
- GUI with pygame (because why not)
- Sensitivity analysis: how much Openness is too much?
- Replace Sam with other public figures (you know you want)
Final Thoughts
This was one of those projects that started as a dumb joke and somehow became genuinely interesting to watch unfold.
The combination of fixed personality traits + randomness + tiny LLM injections creates emergent stories that feel surprisingly alive for <300 lines of code.
Sometimes the silliest ideas teach you the most about agency, personality modeling, and how little prompting an LLM actually needs to be entertaining.
Give it a spin. Change the OCEAN values. Laugh at teenage Sam getting mauled by a Griever because he was “too curious”.
If you make an even worse version with Elon or Vitalik — please tag me.
Merry Christmas 2025, and may your maze always have an exit. 🌀
What weird simulation should I build next? 👇