Bad CSS-Dad Jokes (VI)

Published: 3 days ago (January 5, 2026 at 08:16 AM EST)

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Source: Dev.to

Source: Dev.to

Jokes

Why are developers impressed with Tailwind?
One semantic class is worth one thousand utility classes.
Why was the web developer afraid of accordions?
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CSS developers may seem flaky, but they always go the full 324in.
You can’t judge a book by its background-size: cover.
border-width is my favorite CSS property – thick and thin.
Why did the “ get upset?
shape()
What does CSS say when it’s uncomfortable?
#00F
And when it’s really uncomfortable: #0000000F!
Why was the web page crying?
ache
I was thinking about this alternative, but it feels off.
Why was the web page happy?
“
What movement does CSS Art belong to?
#DADA
Where do HTML elements go on vacation?
“
Another option could be sbon.
CSS doesn’t like fruit, but it ate appearance.
What is CSS’s favorite tree?
#BA0BAB
Did you hear about the vibe coder who got attacked by a mountain lion?
HTML threw an amazing party. “
-webkit-box-reflect isn’t standard… but it already sees itself there.
What is CSS developers’ favorite cloud service?
azure
Knock, knock!
display:none – display:none who?
– Knock, knock! – Who’s there? – display:flex – display:flex who? – 😏
What’s the most popular HTML element?
“. It always has a date.